March 2012
attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi i'm gay
attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
attractive girl: hi i'm straight
me: I'm so full omg I'm not gonna eat for days
me: are those brownies
me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
“And I just find it a bit upsetting and kind of insulting that I can’t have any...”
– M.I.A.
“A lot of people don’t want their kid to be gay and will fight it at all costs....”
– Adam Levine on his gay younger brother, Out Magazine (gagaed)
February 2012
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how do you expect me to do a homework assignment that requires a computer
do you know what happens when i get near a computer
“I’m aware of the power of looks. I’ve wanted to play roles that have gone to...”
– Benedict Cumberbatch
(via martinfreemans)
“It sounds ridiculous but my dog was sick with a puppy disease called parvo and...”
– Robert Pattinson on the greatest extravagance he did with his money.
The Fruit in our Stomachs
featuring Hazel Grape and Augustus Watermelons
by John Green Apple
